Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
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just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Randomize