Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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