Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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