Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
