sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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