She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
jump out the window naked night went bad
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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