is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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