we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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