the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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