farters have to be the big spoon...
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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