So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
