I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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