Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
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dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
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