i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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