Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
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the liver wants what the liver wants
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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