Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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