their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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