ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Say something about gay babies.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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