Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
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She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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