That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
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The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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