I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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