I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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