I wanna passion pit in your ass
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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