Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
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I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
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I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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