I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
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on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
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Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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