you guys were way drunker than both of me
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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