She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
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We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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