Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Boobs speak an international language.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
