Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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