Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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