I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
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Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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