Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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