you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
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Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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