PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
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I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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