she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I am available for nakedness
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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