i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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