I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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