He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
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You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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