I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
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He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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