Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
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I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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