I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
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I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
God I need to hump something, right now.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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