There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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