Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
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we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
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as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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