You made me cry and you don't even care
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
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He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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