shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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