He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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