He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I am one with the molecules
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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