oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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