Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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