butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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