Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
did i walk over a car last night?
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.