Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You may now shotgun with the bride
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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