I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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