I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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