I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Can I color on your dick again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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